that guy is about to battle like thirty cats
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
[dog voice] oof
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
*spends hours writing formulae and shit on a blackboard to come up with the perfect post* i have it… hey… hey everyone, whats up, ever notice how leonardo dicaprio has… no oscars?? anyone else notice that??
studies show its always my fault
|—||Matthew Quick, Silver Linings Playbook (via perfect)|
- travel size for your convenience
- does not require pokeball - can fit in your pocket
- will eat the static electricity off of your body which is useful in the winter
- got a neighbor you hate? joltik will raise their electric bill sky high for ya
- it’s 90% fuzzbutt
- it doesn’t care how big the opponent is it will defend you with its life
Tohoku Kids and Adults enjoy their dream ride on Pokemon Train.
As Tohoku was devastatingly affected by a 2011 tsunami, this train offers people who are still dealing with the aftermath an escape from their troubles, even if it’s just for awhile. The locomotive is called the ‘Pokemon with YOU train’ and travels between Narutō and Chōshi.
cover girl! put the bass in your walk. head to toe, let your whole body talk!