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dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

dirudo:

im soooo done

chalriepace:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

chalriepace:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people