songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown
and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down
- A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby!
- No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
- The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)
mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.
"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.
And now, the weather.
FUCK ANTI RAPE NAIL POLISH
Do you think that we haven’t been trying hard enough?
This is what happens in rape culture. Men systematically rape women, and then come up with shit like nail polish to “protect women”.
pros and cons of wearing your pjs all day
pro: you can fall asleep anywhere and already be ready
con: nothing, why do we ever wear anything else
where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them????
its almost midnight you know what that means..
That it’s almost midnight
that’s fucking hardcore
This will never be overshared
“Earthlight is the partial illumination of the dark portion of the moon’s surface by light reflected from the Earth and from the Earth’s airglow. It is also known as Earthshine [or] Planetshine, the Moon’s ashen glow, or the old Moon in the new Moon’s arms.”
she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
smh = smoke my herb
lmao = let me acquire ounce
lol = lets overdo lazy
rofl = roll one for later
haha = high as hell aaaah
swag = smoke weed a gram
bye = bud yeah elevate